Donald Trump is a character for sure, he is unabashed by many of the comical and downright ignorant things that come out of his mouth. The mercurial republican is not afraid to express his thoughts and ideas on a wide variety of fractious subjects, mainly voicing his concerns with undertones of racism and objectivity of woman. Trump has created many enemies over the course of his candidacy, however, he remains a constant source of entertainment.

 

“THAT’S ONE OF THE NICE THINGS. I MEAN, PART OF THE BEAUTY OF ME IS THAT I’M VERY RICH. SO IF I NEED $600 MILLION, I CAN PUT $600 MILLION MYSELF. THAT’S A HUGE ADVANTAGE. I MUST TELL YOU, THAT’S A HUGE ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER CANDIDATES.”

trump1

Proving that all you need is money to be a president.

 

“I WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL — AND NOBODY BUILDS WALLS BETTER THAN ME, BELIEVE ME —AND I’LL BUILD THEM VERY INEXPENSIVELY. I WILL BUILD A GREAT, GREAT WALL ON OUR SOUTHERN BORDER, AND I WILL MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR THAT WALL. MARK MY WORDS.”

trump2

To protect USA from the Mongol Empire, who teamed up with Mexico.

 

“I WILL BUILD THE BEST WALL, THE BIGGEST, THE STRONGEST, NOT PENETRABLE, THEY WON’T BE CRAWLING OVER IT, LIKE GIVING IT A LITTLE JUMP AND THEY’RE OVER THE WALL. IT COSTS US TRILLIONS.”

trump3

Is it going to be inexpensive or cost us trillions? We may never know. On a side note, what a waste of taxpayers money.

 

“AN ‘EXTREMELY CREDIBLE SOURCE’ HAS CALLED MY OFFICE AND TOLD ME THAT BARACK OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A FRAUD.”

trump4

Really??? This again ?

 

“ONE OF THE KEY PROBLEMS TODAY IS THAT POLITICS IS SUCH A DISGRACE, GOOD PEOPLE DON’T GO INTO GOVERNMENT.”

trump5

The irony is over 9000.

 

“ALL OF THE WOMEN ON THE APPRENTICE FLIRTED WITH ME – CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY. THAT’S TO BE EXPECTED.”

trump6

He is rich and also very modest.

 

“ACCORDING TO BILL O’REILLY, 80% OF ALL THE SHOOTINGS IN NEW YORK CITY ARE BLACKS — IF YOU ADD HISPANICS, THAT FIGURE GOES TO 98%, 1% WHITE.”

trump7

These figures do not seem accurate.

 

“I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS. I’VE ALWAYS HAD A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS.”

trump8

Sure you do.

 

“LAZINESS IS A TRAIT IN BLACKS.”

trump9

He is definitely not racist, he has black friends.

 

“BLACK GUYS COUNTING MY MONEY! I HATE IT. THE ONLY KIND OF PEOPLE I WANT COUNTING MY MONEY ARE LITTLE SHORT GUYS THAT WEAR YARMULKES EVERY DAY.”

trump10

Again, definitely not racist.

 

“WHAT A CONVENIENT MISTAKE: @BARACKOBAMA ISSUED A STATEMENT FOR KWANZA (SIC) BUT FAILED TO ISSUE ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.”

trump11

via twitter
Trump has a serious vendetta towards Obama.

 

“I DEALT WITH GADDAFI. I RENTED HIM A PIECE OF LAND. HE PAID ME MORE FOR ONE NIGHT THAN THE LAND WAS WORTH FOR TWO YEARS, AND THEN I DIDN’T LET HIM USE THE LAND. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING. I DON’T WANT TO USE THE WORD ‘SCREWED,’ BUT I SCREWED HIM. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING.”

trump12

Trump the capitalist.

 

“I DON’T NEED ANYBODY’S MONEY. I’M USING MY OWN MONEY. I’M NOT USING THE LOBBYISTS. I’M NOT USING DONORS. I DON’T CARE. I’M REALLY RICH.”

trump13

He really doesn’t need your help, he’s rich.

 

“WHEN MEXICO SENDS ITS PEOPLE, THEY’RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. THEY’RE SENDING PEOPLE THAT HAVE LOTS OF PROBLEMS. THEY’RE BRINGING DRUGS. THEY’RE BRINGING CRIME. THEY’RE RAPISTS.”

trump14

The last thing America needs is more criminals raping and drugging our kids.

 

“ROBERT PATTINSON SHOULD NOT TAKE BACK KRISTEN STEWART. SHE CHEATED ON HIM LIKE A DOG AND WILL DO IT AGAIN, JUST WATCH. HE CAN DO MUCH BETTER!”

trump15

Guessing he is team Edward.

 

“ROSIE IS CRUDE, RUDE, OBNOXIOUS AND DUMB – OTHER THAN I LIKE HER VERY MUCH!”

trump16

What???

 

“@ARIANNAHUFF IS UNATTRACTIVE BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY HER FORMER HUSBAND LEFT HER FOR A MAN- HE MADE A GOOD DECISION.”

trump17

via Twitter
This guy needs a filter.

 

“WHILE @BETTEMIDLER IS AN EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN, I REFUSE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE I ALWAYS INSIST ON BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT.”

trump18

via Twitter
His views on woman makes me lose hope for humanity.

 

“IF I WERE RUNNING ‘THE VIEW,’ I’D FIRE ROSIE [O’DONNELL]. I MEAN, I’D LOOK HER RIGHT IN THAT FAT, UGLY FACE OF HERS, I’D SAY, “ROSIE, YOU’RE FIRED.”

trump19

If he ruled the world, he would turn it into The Apprentice.

 

“THE CONCEPT OF GLOBAL WARMING WAS CREATED BY AND FOR THE CHINESE IN ORDER TO MAKE US MANUFACTURING NON-COMPETITIVE.”

trump20

Cool theory bro.

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