Donald Trump is a character for sure, he is unabashed by many of the comical and downright ignorant things that come out of his mouth. The mercurial republican is not afraid to express his thoughts and ideas on a wide variety of fractious subjects, mainly voicing his concerns with undertones of racism and objectivity of woman. Trump has created many enemies over the course of his candidacy, however, he remains a constant source of entertainment.
“THAT’S ONE OF THE NICE THINGS. I MEAN, PART OF THE BEAUTY OF ME IS THAT I’M VERY RICH. SO IF I NEED $600 MILLION, I CAN PUT $600 MILLION MYSELF. THAT’S A HUGE ADVANTAGE. I MUST TELL YOU, THAT’S A HUGE ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER CANDIDATES.”
Proving that all you need is money to be a president.
“I WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL — AND NOBODY BUILDS WALLS BETTER THAN ME, BELIEVE ME —AND I’LL BUILD THEM VERY INEXPENSIVELY. I WILL BUILD A GREAT, GREAT WALL ON OUR SOUTHERN BORDER, AND I WILL MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR THAT WALL. MARK MY WORDS.”
To protect USA from the Mongol Empire, who teamed up with Mexico.
“I WILL BUILD THE BEST WALL, THE BIGGEST, THE STRONGEST, NOT PENETRABLE, THEY WON’T BE CRAWLING OVER IT, LIKE GIVING IT A LITTLE JUMP AND THEY’RE OVER THE WALL. IT COSTS US TRILLIONS.”
Is it going to be inexpensive or cost us trillions? We may never know. On a side note, what a waste of taxpayers money.
“AN ‘EXTREMELY CREDIBLE SOURCE’ HAS CALLED MY OFFICE AND TOLD ME THAT BARACK OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A FRAUD.”
Really??? This again ?
“ONE OF THE KEY PROBLEMS TODAY IS THAT POLITICS IS SUCH A DISGRACE, GOOD PEOPLE DON’T GO INTO GOVERNMENT.”
The irony is over 9000.
“ALL OF THE WOMEN ON THE APPRENTICE FLIRTED WITH ME – CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY. THAT’S TO BE EXPECTED.”
He is rich and also very modest.
“ACCORDING TO BILL O’REILLY, 80% OF ALL THE SHOOTINGS IN NEW YORK CITY ARE BLACKS — IF YOU ADD HISPANICS, THAT FIGURE GOES TO 98%, 1% WHITE.”
These figures do not seem accurate.
“I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS. I’VE ALWAYS HAD A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS.”
Sure you do.
“LAZINESS IS A TRAIT IN BLACKS.”
He is definitely not racist, he has black friends.
“BLACK GUYS COUNTING MY MONEY! I HATE IT. THE ONLY KIND OF PEOPLE I WANT COUNTING MY MONEY ARE LITTLE SHORT GUYS THAT WEAR YARMULKES EVERY DAY.”
Again, definitely not racist.
“WHAT A CONVENIENT MISTAKE: @BARACKOBAMA ISSUED A STATEMENT FOR KWANZA (SIC) BUT FAILED TO ISSUE ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.”
Trump has a serious vendetta towards Obama.
“I DEALT WITH GADDAFI. I RENTED HIM A PIECE OF LAND. HE PAID ME MORE FOR ONE NIGHT THAN THE LAND WAS WORTH FOR TWO YEARS, AND THEN I DIDN’T LET HIM USE THE LAND. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING. I DON’T WANT TO USE THE WORD ‘SCREWED,’ BUT I SCREWED HIM. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING.”
Trump the capitalist.
“I DON’T NEED ANYBODY’S MONEY. I’M USING MY OWN MONEY. I’M NOT USING THE LOBBYISTS. I’M NOT USING DONORS. I DON’T CARE. I’M REALLY RICH.”
He really doesn’t need your help, he’s rich.
“WHEN MEXICO SENDS ITS PEOPLE, THEY’RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. THEY’RE SENDING PEOPLE THAT HAVE LOTS OF PROBLEMS. THEY’RE BRINGING DRUGS. THEY’RE BRINGING CRIME. THEY’RE RAPISTS.”
The last thing America needs is more criminals raping and drugging our kids.
“ROBERT PATTINSON SHOULD NOT TAKE BACK KRISTEN STEWART. SHE CHEATED ON HIM LIKE A DOG AND WILL DO IT AGAIN, JUST WATCH. HE CAN DO MUCH BETTER!”
Guessing he is team Edward.
“ROSIE IS CRUDE, RUDE, OBNOXIOUS AND DUMB – OTHER THAN I LIKE HER VERY MUCH!”
“@ARIANNAHUFF IS UNATTRACTIVE BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. I FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY HER FORMER HUSBAND LEFT HER FOR A MAN- HE MADE A GOOD DECISION.”
This guy needs a filter.
“WHILE @BETTEMIDLER IS AN EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN, I REFUSE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE I ALWAYS INSIST ON BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT.”
His views on woman makes me lose hope for humanity.
“IF I WERE RUNNING ‘THE VIEW,’ I’D FIRE ROSIE [O’DONNELL]. I MEAN, I’D LOOK HER RIGHT IN THAT FAT, UGLY FACE OF HERS, I’D SAY, “ROSIE, YOU’RE FIRED.”
If he ruled the world, he would turn it into The Apprentice.
“THE CONCEPT OF GLOBAL WARMING WAS CREATED BY AND FOR THE CHINESE IN ORDER TO MAKE US MANUFACTURING NON-COMPETITIVE.”
Cool theory bro.